SPACE, SPACE — I am writing this as I ride on my space-mobile. I have to let all of you know of this wonderful album that has graced Earth with the sounds of our home (space). The New, Fresh, and Cool space album by HUMAN COMBO.

TWO HUMANS. ONE COMBO. This is the story of HUMAN COMBO: the two humans, crazygoji and rangerbts, left their home planet *Earth* to explore the great beyond. These Earthians went surfing on spacetime, galloping thru galaxies, worming through wormholes, nosediving into nebulae, marauding intergalactic space bases for space resources, and cosmic beaver launch. Inspired by their travels, they proceeded to make of it a collection of the finest *music* (a revered human cultural practice involving the two holes on the sides of the head). After converting the results into a format which is fathomable to us, here is what we thought of this phenomenal *music*, titled “are rangerbts and crazygoji”:

(Note: names have been approximately transliterated from the 7-dimensional asteroglyphs with supplemental cluster formations into ASCII.)

“The Lunatic Gunstar is always full of surprises. You never know when you'll be shot out of orbit. The Earthies hearts were pounding, the *kick drum* is pounding, the stakes are high, and when they are flung out its time for something new and exciting.”
— Zebhooau Zoouufo

“This album was so cool! I showed my mom and she loved it to tears. She also revealed that she was an alien in disguise and that my alien powers will soon reveal themselves in a very critical moment. modulations is my favorite track!”
— Steven, half-alien

“As a resident of the Warm Nebula , this *music* is an excellent representation of our laid back and playful ways… the Earthpeople have great sense of *melody* and *solo*. Even the rumbly low frequency guy gets to have a moment of recognition!”
— Aaaeeeauuh6

“This album sucks… in opposite world!”
— Ablargon, resident of the opposite planet

“Not realistic! Everyone knows there's no sound in space! You can't hear anything! Space sounds like -- ( explodes from depressurization after taking off helmet ) --”
— Wellack Shoelie, former reply guy

“this album is so dang amazing and gaseous. my hair magically grew back as i listened to space time marauders. i am forever thankful towards rangerbts and crazygoji for this collection of hair-saving spacemusic”
— centurion.cee, former member of the International Bald Person Association

“Great Album”
— space god

“Dam! this is great. you can hear our frantic hurry to finish our construction before the next 20000 year cycle, and the metallic sounds of our quadruple fortified dihbanium alloy twigs are portrayed in *frequency modulated* form”
— amimifafa, representative of the Cosmic Beaver Nation

“This is an album that will make you groove, dance, backflip, and jump for joy. It is an awesome collection of tunes that were made with love (space love). For every space bloop, galactical blip, sicknasty alien beat, and jazzy quasar lick, YOU, the listener, will feel like you are actually there in the spaceship, watching the cosmic beaver do wicked zero-gravity backflips or something neat like that. Witness the astronomical power of the HUMAN COMBO!”
— Sqeebbudergie, alien music journalist